... you know what? I'll say it. We were better off with Cronus. At least he's honest about being an utter douchebag.

[her voice sounds composed and focused, but perhaps a bit too overly-so, like someone trying so hard to sound sane that they actually sound a teensy bit insane. Also, weak. Because... you know. Sick.]

... well! It turns out there is an easy fix for unfortunate weight gain; a truly disgusting amount of sweating and vomiting. Delightful, Cronus, ( Read more... )

[even without the microphone placement her voice would sound a little hoarse and forced, not so much like she's been screaming her lungs out but rather that she has done everything in her power to not do so.]

Sister? Here. Now.

[Private]

Yes, yes, yes, good one. I promise, old man, I'll be thinking of you when I break a bottle over some idiot's head tonight.

[Public]My, there sure are a lot of interesting closets and storage rooms in your average American apartment complex! Who knew? Well, I'm sure I've got a lot of reading to catch up on, but the night isn't officially ( Read more... )

Can I have your autograph?
he said to the fat blonde actress
You know, I've seen every movie you've been in
from "Pass to Pain" to "Duels of Glory"
And when you kissed Robert Mitchum
Gee, but I thought you'd never catch him
You're over the hill right now, and you're looking for loveI, involuntarily, ended up singing this under my breath during an ( Read more... )